Truffle Hunting Aficionado Prints

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"How nice. A truffle."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Black Truffles!

Dieting is for losers.

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

Truffles for Sale

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"