Truffle Hunter Prints

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

'This is my uncle Harry: He made his fortune sniffing for truffles in France...'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Black Truffles!

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Pirate

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Fishing Boat Derby

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'