Truffle Farmer Gifts

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'I would kill for a truffle.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"How nice. A truffle."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Roscoe's Great Escape

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Black Truffles!

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

Tree growing

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

Turkey Owl

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"Since no family can come this year, I thought I'd invite you to dinner instead."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

Truffles for Sale

"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Haven't you noticed that lately, Farmer Jones has been humming Christmas Carols and looking at us strangely?'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'If I find you're hiding my escaped prize Christmas turkeys there'll be hell to pay!'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'