Truffle Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

"How nice. A truffle."

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

'You're in violation of Ordinance KT-25: digging for truffles without a permit.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

Black Truffles!

Dieting is for losers.

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

Truffles for Sale

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,