Truffle Seeker Gifts

Truffles for Sale

Black Truffles!

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

At the end of the rainbow

"How nice. A truffle."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."