Trifle Lover T-Shirts

Dieting is for losers.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Turtle Trailer Court

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Milkin' Impossible

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"We haven't danced in ages."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Tortoises breakdancing

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

A day in the life of a dog.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Funky Facts: Turtles.

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"How nice. A truffle."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."