Truffle Temptress T-Shirts

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Stripper

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"How nice. A truffle."

Black Truffles!

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Fishing Music

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."

Truffles for Sale

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

'It's one of your five a day.'