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Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

The Stripper

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Mood Swings.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Fishing Music

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

Self Service, Self Denial

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'