Tempura Tempter Gifts

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

The Stripper

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Mood Swings.

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Octopi a la mode.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

Fishing Music

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

Self Service, Self Denial