Tempura Making Gifts

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Sore Loser

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

"Andante be damned!"

'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'

"I got the box set to binge later."

"You have no idea how long it takes him to wash his hair."

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

Bayeux Tapestry

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"The volcano is the shop."

Road rage on board.

Smell No Evil

"That's odd! I can't find my new dauber anywhere!"

'This recruit thinks he can make the enemy die laughing.

Information superhighway/historical route.

'Control Your Anger' book thrown though window.

Dentist imagining himself with his head in a lions mouth