Tune Temptress Gifts

Fishing Music

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Mood Swings.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Musical Pondering.

Musician's Fishing Trip

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

'Moon, June...'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Dido

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"I'm giving up giving up!"