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"Would you like to step inside -'mate'?"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Rodin's Thinker.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Have you been working out?"

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"Whoops..."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Culturally significant problems solved

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Terrific solution. Now if we could only find a problem fit it."

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

Amnesiac Deja View

Remembering passwords.

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Opposing viewpoint.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Darn, there's always one piece leftover that doesn't fit anywhere.

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

So your IQ is 176, Peel? - 'Yeah!' - 'That's higher than Einstein.' - 'Cool.' - 'Do something amazing.' - 'I don't know how.' -

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

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'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'