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'No detectable brain activity? Doc, is that good or bad?'

Light Bulb Moment

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Rodin's Thinker.

"Have you been working out?"

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Mensa Does Improv

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

An abacus swimming pool

"Caption contest"

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

How information mingles in our brains

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"Whoops..."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Rubik's ice cube.