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'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Organic Soldering.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

Demonic Repossession.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It's worse than I thought."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

CLEAR!

A self-filling prophecy.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Oh...that's not good."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'