Truce Lover Gifts

Cat and mouse

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

On the brink.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

Milkin' Impossible

"Isn't this fun?"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Carmen