Trout Defender Gifts

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Trout Game

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

Fish with Shield

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"It's your turn, kid."

"What the ... they've scheduled my surgery for Thanksgiving."

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Two men trout fishing

"Are you the guys who ate my brother!?"

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

Ginger Breadman

'...I still the the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top!'

Turkey with an ax to grind.

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.