Trouble Artist Gifts

"My brother never gets into trouble for anything...he has all his excuses on file and alphabetized!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'You have a complaint about your taxes? That will be a 50 cent complaint tax.'

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

Some people don't know whent to quit.