Struggling Artist Gifts

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

"I see the art budget's been cut again."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Move, Gary."

Children's Imagination

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"That'll be the day!"

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"If you wish to see your artwork displayed, don't forget your bio."

A military officer daydreams

Painter drawing bird of prey gets preyed on.

"I can't help but feel I'm destined for something greater than having a job."

Paint by number

A painter drawing a ship

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