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Hell on trio island

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

French horn.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

No Instruments Please

Violinist.

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Heart-shaped guitar

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Bird plucking a cello

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Renaissace Music Lovers

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

My other viola is a Stradivari.

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Acme sunglasses frames.

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"