Tropical Tranquility Lover Gifts

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Showoff"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"It is my place!"

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Lei-ing Hens

Muzak's Top 10

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Self Service Island

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Yule Tide

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Meditation Center

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"I just feel like a cliche."

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Clancy: Loud Clothes