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'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Showoff"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"It is my place!"

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Lei-ing Hens

Muzak's Top 10

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Self Service Island

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Yule Tide

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Meditation Center

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"I just feel like a cliche."

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Danger Coconuts