Tropic Lovers Gifts

'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Neurotics in the tropics

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Single men in Tahiti

Working Holiday.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."