Tropical Paradox Lover Gifts

"Something tells me it could get a litle chilly here in the winter"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Neurotics in the tropics

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Working Holiday.

Single men in Tahiti

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

The Meaning of Life

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'