Trophy Toppers Pillows

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Award Winning Gardener

Win - win

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Dad Trophies

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

'Guess who netted it.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"Bang!"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.