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"It's a sort of 'popular-attractive-kid-from-well-to-do-stable-family-succeeds-against-all-odds' story."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

Man Carrying Big Burden

Space Trash

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

In his final moments, Peter understood one thing - that cartoons had lied to him.

"This test has many optional questions...in fact, if you don't see what you like, just ask for it.

Who says crash diets don't work?

"Before we start I just need to jot down your bank and credit card details."

Conformity, Equality, Anarchy.