Trope Buster Gifts

"It's a sort of 'popular-attractive-kid-from-well-to-do-stable-family-succeeds-against-all-odds' story."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Quiz Today. I don't remember clicking of any terms of agreement that cover this!

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

Man Carrying Big Burden

Space Trash

Your Boss Is Conspiring With Your Would-Be Future Boss To Keep You From Ever Getting a Raise

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'

In his final moments, Peter understood one thing - that cartoons had lied to him.

Carol was the first member of her skeet-shooting team to get married.

"This test has many optional questions...in fact, if you don't see what you like, just ask for it.

Who says crash diets don't work?

Ok, we're definitely putting too much garbage in our oceans.

'And here is the famous 'Timmy's Well' from an old 1960's TV series.'

"Before we start I just need to jot down your bank and credit card details."

Conformity, Equality, Anarchy.