Trip To Russia Gifts

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"First class, or with children?"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Are we there yet?'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Greek A-Z Map,

Be open to help.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Mass Travel

Ivan Turgenev

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Summer Energy

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Bed & Bagel'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

A London gent abroad