Trip To Italy Gifts

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

Rome Welcomes Lunatic Drivers!

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

A Practical Memento.

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Gondolier

Carefree luggage.

"First class, or with children?"

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Are we there yet?'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Scarpia's Palace

Technological Dependence.

Greek A-Z Map,

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Be open to help.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Mass Travel

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Summer Energy

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'Bed & Bagel'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.