Italy Trip Gifts

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Technological Dependence.

Scarpia's Palace

Greece

Greek A-Z Map,

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Be open to help.

Mass Travel

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Gondolier

A London gent abroad

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'Bed & Bagel'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'