Italy Gifts

Venetian without the knowledge

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Raid Venice once, and where are you?"

Pisa Hut.

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

Rosina at the balcony

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

The Computer Bore

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Why do they do that?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Seagiraffes

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Life is for the birds.