Planning A Trip To Italy Gifts

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Right to Rome

"Have you seen Michelangelo's David..?

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Greek A-Z Map,

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Technological Dependence.

Greece

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Scarpia's Palace

Be open to help.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Western Outfitters.

Mass Travel

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

The Airport.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'