Trilogy Gifts

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Star Wars Audience

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Iron Man Contest

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

La Boheme - Mimi dies

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"I'm pregnant."

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

I'm a vegan triathlete

'No, son, this is a theater, not the stock exchange.'

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

"Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Facelift

"It's no use R2, we'll never escape another sequel!"

Who d'you think you are?

The evolution of triathletes.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

World's Worst Triathlete.

Runners have a pay toll.