Tragedies Gifts

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Madam Butterfly tells her son to leave

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Scarpia's Palace

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Oedipus

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

Carmen

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Tosca

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"I'm pregnant."

Greek Tragedy

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'No, son, this is a theater, not the stock exchange.'

Who d'you think you are?

"Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Facelift

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks

Comedy and Tragedy Masks

Lucia di Lammermoor

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

Lucia di Lammermoor