Trick-or-treat Kings And Queens Pillows

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have king size.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Surprise!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

TV jester.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

The Royal Wii.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"Broom! Broom!"

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"I'm your sun!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Trick or treat surprise.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Gingerbread House out of Candy.