Trick-or-treat King Pillows

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Broom! Broom!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

Trick or treat surprise.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I'm your sun!"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."