Trick-or-treat King Mugs

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"Broom! Broom!"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Trick or treat surprise.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"I'm your sun!"

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.