Trick-or-treat Kings And Queens Mugs

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have king size.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Surprise!"

TV jester.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Broom! Broom!"

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Trick or treat surprise.

"I'm your sun!"

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."