Trick-or-treat Mugs

"Broom! Broom!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Trick or Tweet

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Trick or treat surprise.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"I'm your sun!"

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.