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'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Broom! Broom!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

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'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Trick or treat surprise.

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"I'm your sun!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.