Trick-or-treat Traditionalists Mugs

'Hey, honey! Come look at all these scary mortgage lenders and Wall Street bankers!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Trick or Tweet

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Trick or treat surprise.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"I'm your sun!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"