Trick-or-treat Champion Mugs

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

"Too soon?"

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

A heifer you can't refuse,...

alligator halloween

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

'Deviled ham. Deviled egg. Oh thank goodness! Devil's food cake.'

'Lick or treat!'