Trick-or-treat Champion Gifts

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

"You can cut out the victor dance, Candy Boy!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Too soon?"

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

alligator halloween

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

Ellen's friends suddenly realized she was a real witch.

A heifer you can't refuse,...

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'