Trick-or-treat Trailblazer Mugs

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"I got a load of candy!"

The experienced backpacker.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'Are we there yet?'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Too soon?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Toad roadkill.

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

A heifer you can't refuse,...

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!

alligator halloween

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'