Trick-or-treat Trailblazer Mugs

He was having a great time until he'd eaten so much candy he just toppled over. His Halloween night reached a tipping point.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"I got a load of candy!"

The experienced backpacker.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'Are we there yet?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"Too soon?"

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

Toad roadkill.

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

alligator halloween

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Ellen's friends suddenly realized she was a real witch.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!

A heifer you can't refuse,...

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."