Trick-or-treat Trailblazers Mugs

According to my CPS, the Millers, Hudsons and Morgans are giving out healthy stuff. Candy Positioning System.

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Trick or Tweet

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"I'm your sun!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Trick or treat surprise.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'