Trial Trivia Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'How come you lock up the jury overnight, and send the prisoner home?'

Trial by Media

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"You can't plead cute."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

The Month of July

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

Counsel's Opinion.

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Disorder in the Court!

Closing arguments.

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

'Your Honor, we find the defendant to be the subject of misplaced guilt.'

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?