Trial Trivia Enthusiasts Prints

'How come you lock up the jury overnight, and send the prisoner home?'

Trial by Media

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"You can't plead cute."

Dreams I have had...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

The Month of July

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

Counsel's Opinion.

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Disorder in the Court!

"Your honor, we were having so much fun being sequestered, we forgot what the defendant is charged with."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

Closing arguments.

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'Your Honor, we find the defendant to be the subject of misplaced guilt.'

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'