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Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Corporate Lawyers

"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"

We Remove Lawyer Residue

Music Quiz

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

Pleading the fifth is one thing, counselor. Drinking it is quite another.

'Objection! That could be anybody's footprint!'

'We are from the F.B.L.'

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

"Having a real pitbull for an attorney was great...at first."

Man looking at the cartes de visite of the lawyers in chancery lane

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'Sorry, Mr. Weinbaum, but you should have said 'Simon says not guilty.''

"It's your attorney."

"You declared him to be a hostile witness, your honor."

'How come you lock up the jury overnight, and send the prisoner home?'

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

'Your Honor, I have nothing to hide.'

If injury lawyers said what they really mean.

"Goodbye Sweetheart. No matter where you go in this life, or what you do, always remember that you signed an N.D.A. with us."

"I'm your Fairy God lawyer and will grant you three Gloria Allreds."

'What about all the crimes I am innocent of?'

'We're adding a couple years to your sentence because you didn't send in your taxes.'

The day begins at the copyright office - "Morning Jeff(TM)"...

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Bills in dog hours...7 times more expensive.'

"He said not to ask any questions, but our immigration lawyer wants to hide out here for a few days."

"We'd tell you if we thought the defendant was innocent."