Law Trivia Fans Gifts

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Corporate Lawyers

"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"

We Remove Lawyer Residue

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Music Quiz

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

"Having a real pitbull for an attorney was great...at first."

'Objection! That could be anybody's footprint!'

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

'We are from the F.B.L.'

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

Man looking at the cartes de visite of the lawyers in chancery lane

'Sorry, Mr. Weinbaum, but you should have said 'Simon says not guilty.''

"You declared him to be a hostile witness, your honor."

"It's your attorney."

'How come you lock up the jury overnight, and send the prisoner home?'

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'Your Honor, I have nothing to hide.'

'We're adding a couple years to your sentence because you didn't send in your taxes.'

"Goodbye Sweetheart. No matter where you go in this life, or what you do, always remember that you signed an N.D.A. with us."

If injury lawyers said what they really mean.

'What about all the crimes I am innocent of?'

The day begins at the copyright office - "Morning Jeff(TM)"...

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Bills in dog hours...7 times more expensive.'

Law Firm of Kellog and Keith: Never An Ambulance Chaser.

"He said not to ask any questions, but our immigration lawyer wants to hide out here for a few days."

"We'd tell you if we thought the defendant was innocent."