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"Well, he doesn't hand out the death penalty too often!"

Trial by Media

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"You can't plead cute."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Tic-tac-toe

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"What did Jesus order?"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Fairy tale