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"Well, he doesn't hand out the death penalty too often!"

Trial by Media

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"You can't plead cute."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"What did Jesus order?"

Tic-tac-toe

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

"Paper or plastic?"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'